Toddler language

Ever want to learn how to speak toddler langauge? What about twinspeak? Well here is a guide to learn how.

1. Add -ey to the end of most words

examples: cupey
( that is cup)

dukey
(that is juice)

uppey
(that is up)

boogey
(that is broken)

bookey
(that is book)

2. Just grunt.

3. Put words together to make a complex word.

example: hopey
( help me)

Other great things they say

peease - please
poon - spoon
paaa - pacifier (which I wanted noted we did away with before their 2nd birthday)


I must say my favorite right now is dukey..It took us a minute to figure it out. And until we did it made me laugh everytime they said it.