Friday, April 3, 2009

Calling out sick to work


Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

* Thank you to my mother in law for this really cute email...If only that would be allowed at work. I feel that way somedays, especially nice days like today when all of us are home.*

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